I am utterly convinced some kind of bet was made to see who could be more ridiculous with a straight face to worldwide press.
This is /magnificent/.
Fortunes is an experimental comedy-art project that portrays a collection of domestic rituals, highlighting the monotony of repetitive daily routines.
It’s a super dope study on perception, ultimately demonstrating how doing something long enough can literally drive you mad.
Aaaah wow 200 followers now welcome new friends enjoy your stay!!!
[kicks your door in]
YOU ARE DOING YOUR BEST WITH THE CIRCUMSTANCES GIVEN TO YOU AND IF ANYONE TELLS YOU DIFFERENT THEY ARE WRONG YOU ARE DOING GREAT AND I LOVE YOU AND I’M VERY PROUD OF YOU AND I BROUGHT YOU YOUR FAVORITE FOOD [aggressively slams down food container on the table]